i’m so hungry but the only food in the rental house is bug infested cereal and questionable substances in the freezer
we’re not leaving for another couple of hours fuuuck

candylandtimelord:

zeldaavianamerican:

John Barrowman at Phoenix Comicon 2013 {X}

I think he’s thought of this before

erengayer:

When you grow to like characters that you know are going to die. 

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officialprincewilliam:

are you sick of washing your underpants every goddamned week? i should fucking hope so what a pain in the ass. wouldn’t you like to just not worry about washing your grimy undies for a whole shitstain-free year? well stick a dryer sheet up my butt because you’re in luck. for just 4,000 motherfucking dollars you can forget about touching that ass-cloth for 365 glorious days. every day is a fresh new day for your hairy butt cheeks. and once 2015 rolls around, you’ll have a years worth of dirty underwear to wash you piece of shit.

kurwah:

kurwah:

DOES ANYBODY HA VE THE PICTURE OF THAT REA LLY BAD EDWARD ELRIC W IG WITH THE WOR DS “PROFESSIONAL ONLY” WRITTEN ON IT

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yzma:

she’s turning 30 this year

snowdor:

commander-butts:

commander-butts:

I’m gonna start watching Game of Thrones LET’S FUCKIN DO THIS

ISN’T THAT BLONDE CHICK HIS SI STER? ?

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dammitmishaa:

So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”

If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does. 

IF I WERE A MAGICAL GIRL:

goldentechno:

What would my wish be?
Outfit?
Weapon?
Witch form?
Familiars?

Bonus points if you draw the Witchys.

rupelover:

Inspired by this.

bookipsies:

awwww-cute:

My friends corgi fell asleep in class

What fucking willy wonka school do these people go to where they can bring FUCKING SLEEPY PUPPIES

do-i-look-like-i-caaaaare:

lotoflivingtodo:

typac:

no thank you

GOOD FUCKING BYE TO THAT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

gdfalksen:

Stick-gods ~ Game Night

Poor Thoth

nerdy-trans-girl:

Okay guys lets get this stuff unpacked.  
Karen’s stuff…Some supplies…Karen…

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