i can’t decide // scissor sisters
no wonder why my heart feels dead inside
it’s cold and hard and petrified
lock the doors and close the blinds
we’re going for a ride
I WAS TRYING TO DO A TRICK ON MY FRIEND DARRELL BUT THEN I ENDED UP NEARLY CRYING I FEEL SO SHITTY LOOK HOW NICE HE IS.
this is so sad omg
keep him keep your friend forever
Save this one for a night when all you want is for your brain to let you rest. Too often I go to bed, my body exhausted, my mind unable to stop moving. Luckily, there’s this masterful version of “Once Upon a December” from the (highly underrated) animated movie Anastasia. It’s a perfect piece to guide you to a peaceful slumber, because this music? It’s the stuff of dreams.
my friend John just wrote the best post about catcalling possibly ever.
(◡‿◡✿) tall men that look scary and are feared by most people
(◕‿◕✿) that fall in love with itty bitty people that can bring them to their knees
I am a Partially Deceased Syndrome sufferer and what I did in my untreated state was not my fault.
MY ANACONDA DON’T
There’s no reason to tailgate someone in the slow lane, especially when I’m going 35 over the speed limit.
And those flashing lights on top of your car look ridiculous.
A deer that catches stars in its antlers
It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind